Kermit the Frog$kermit

The swamp gazette · vol. 1

It ain't easy
being green

A frog coin. That's the whole pitch. Felt, banjo, questionable financial decisions — priced in public.

Get someRead the numbers
Kermit the Frog with his hands on his head, mouth open
Fig. A — holder reacting to a 4% dip
ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / ribbit  /  no roadmap  /  no tax  / 

The numbers,
such as they are

Everything is on-chain, which is a nice way of saying you can verify how silly this is yourself.

Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
zero, both ways
LP
burned, ashes scattered
Owner keys
thrown in the pond
Team
nobody, allegedly
Chain
wherever frogs swim

Contract address

ExgefcEkciroxiKgp7Rzpx1Akq8C8Q2imxfw8q2apump
Contact sheet of six Kermit the Frog expressions
Fig. B — the six market conditions
01

Fair start

Nobody got a bag before you. Same lily pad, same second.

02

Nothing promised

No partnerships, no utility deck, no quarterly synergies. A frog.

03

Run by the swamp

The chat decides what happens next. Usually it's a poster.

Get some

Wallet, some gas, the contract address above. That's the entire tutorial.